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Tracking CAT-0140 · Express service

Out for delivery

Parcel screamed at an empty wall for six minutes. Cause undetermined.

Consignment: CDS-2025-4506
Tracking no.: CAT-0140
Dispatched: 2025-08-07
Collected from: Followed a courier home
Last seen: Top of the Refrigerator
Handling: Do Not Make Eye Contact
Depot bay: BAY D-4.1
Scarcity rank: 326 / 1000

Handling difficulty

5/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Marmalade 11.8% · 118
Pattern Solid 13.3% · 133
Eyes Wink 7.5% · 75
Iris Silver 9.8% · 98
Headwear Bucket Hat 8.5% · 85
Face Shades 8.5% · 85
Neckwear Scarf 8.5% · 85
Accent Ink 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Ledger Green 14.5% · 145
Stock Halftone 16.0% · 160
Aura Orbit 3.7% · 37

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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