Cable Chewer

Tracking CAT-0208 · Express service

Delayed — parcel asleep

Would not fit through the door. Door was standard. Parcel was not.

Consignment: CDS-2026-6091
Tracking no.: CAT-0208
Dispatched: 2026-05-15
Collected from: Walked into the depot
Last seen: The Depot Roof
Handling: Purrs When Threatened
Depot bay: BAY E-14.7
Scarcity rank: 163 / 1000

Handling difficulty

3/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Chocolate 8.2% · 82
Pattern Points 8.1% · 81
Eyes Starry 4.0% · 40
Iris Sky 15.0% · 150
Headwear Traffic Cone 2.1% · 21
Face Round Glasses 10.7% · 107
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Mustard 10.8% · 108
Backdrop Ledger Green 14.5% · 145
Stock Vignette 12.1% · 121
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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