Stair Sentinel

Tracking CAT-0225 · Standard service

Attempted delivery, refused

Fits inside a container it demonstrably should not fit inside.

Consignment: CDS-2024-9160
Tracking no.: CAT-0225
Dispatched: 2024-03-18
Collected from: Found in a box
Last seen: The Warm Laptop
Handling: Do Not Make Eye Contact
Depot bay: BAY A-20.1
Scarcity rank: 952 / 1000

Handling difficulty

7/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Snow 9.0% · 90
Pattern Tuxedo 8.7% · 87
Eyes Round 16.1% · 161
Iris Rose 13.0% · 130
Headwear Bare 24.0% · 240
Face Whiskers 8.8% · 88
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Bone 13.2% · 132
Backdrop Blueprint 11.9% · 119
Stock Plain 27.2% · 272
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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