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Tracking CAT-0236 · Express service

Attempted delivery, refused

Parcel escaped during sorting. Recovered from the roof at 03:00.

Consignment: CDS-2025-5277
Tracking no.: CAT-0236
Dispatched: 2025-11-11
Collected from: Left on the loading bay
Last seen: On the Radiator, Ground Floor
Handling: Purrs When Threatened
Depot bay: BAY E-11.8
Scarcity rank: 243 / 1000

Handling difficulty

4/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Ash 9.5% · 95
Pattern Calico 8.4% · 84
Eyes Sleepy 12.1% · 121
Iris Sulphur 6.5% · 65
Headwear Wizard Hat 3.5% · 35
Face Shades 8.5% · 85
Neckwear Bandana 13.0% · 130
Accent Ink 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Acid Mint 7.2% · 72
Stock Starfield 7.7% · 77
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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