Rug Assailant

Tracking CAT-0249 · Standard service

In transit

Fits inside a container it demonstrably should not fit inside.

Consignment: CDS-2025-0500
Tracking no.: CAT-0249
Dispatched: 2025-10-02
Collected from: Recovered from a shelf
Last seen: Behind the Sofa
Handling: Handle With Gloves
Depot bay: BAY G-24.9
Scarcity rank: 748 / 1000

Handling difficulty

8/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Ginger 9.4% · 94
Pattern Points 8.1% · 81
Eyes Suspicious 11.5% · 115
Iris Copper 15.0% · 150
Headwear Ball Cap 8.7% · 87
Face Whiskers 8.8% · 88
Neckwear Bandana 13.0% · 130
Accent Bone 13.2% · 132
Backdrop Blueprint 11.9% · 119
Stock Ruled 20.5% · 205
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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