Stair Sentinel

Tracking CAT-0263 · Standard service

Delayed — parcel asleep

Parcel screamed at an empty wall for six minutes. Cause undetermined.

Consignment: CDS-2025-2067
Tracking no.: CAT-0263
Dispatched: 2025-07-22
Collected from: Was already in the van
Last seen: Windowsill, Third Floor
Handling: Do Not Make Eye Contact
Depot bay: BAY B-1.8
Scarcity rank: 891 / 1000

Handling difficulty

3/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Void 9.8% · 98
Pattern Mackerel 9.3% · 93
Eyes Suspicious 11.5% · 115
Iris Sulphur 6.5% · 65
Headwear Bare 24.0% · 240
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Bow Tie 10.5% · 105
Accent Mint 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Card Stock 14.6% · 146
Stock Ruled 20.5% · 205
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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