Curtain Ascender

Tracking CAT-0271 · Express service

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Consignment: CDS-2025-5646
Tracking no.: CAT-0271
Dispatched: 2025-04-08
Collected from: Refused to leave
Last seen: Behind the Sofa
Handling: Handle With Gloves
Depot bay: BAY G-15.3
Scarcity rank: 431 / 1000

Handling difficulty

1/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Ginger 9.4% · 94
Pattern Ticked 6.8% · 68
Eyes Sleepy 12.1% · 121
Iris Amber 16.9% · 169
Headwear Wizard Hat 3.5% · 35
Face Round Glasses 10.7% · 107
Neckwear Bell Collar 14.0% · 140
Accent Violet 9.6% · 96
Backdrop Carbon Copy 11.1% · 111
Stock Halftone 16.0% · 160
Aura None 84.0% · 840

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