Chaos Auditor

Tracking CAT-0277 · Priority service

Attempted delivery, refused

Attempted delivery. Recipient was asleep. So was the parcel.

Consignment: CDS-2026-1799
Tracking no.: CAT-0277
Dispatched: 2026-07-24
Collected from: Left on the loading bay
Last seen: Windowsill, Third Floor
Handling: Fragile (Emotionally)
Depot bay: BAY C-14.7
Scarcity rank: 46 / 1000

Handling difficulty

9/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Solar Gold 1.1% · 11
Pattern Tabby 13.3% · 133
Eyes Wide 16.7% · 167
Iris Sky 15.0% · 150
Headwear Bucket Hat 8.5% · 85
Face Blush 9.0% · 90
Neckwear Necktie 5.2% · 52
Accent Cyan 16.0% · 160
Backdrop Cyan Overprint 9.5% · 95
Stock Halftone 16.0% · 160
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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