Paper Sitter

Tracking CAT-0324 · Standard service

Lost in sorting

Delivered. Parcel immediately returned itself to the depot.

Consignment: CDS-2026-4817
Tracking no.: CAT-0324
Dispatched: 2026-08-01
Collected from: Discovered mid-inventory
Last seen: Directly In Front of the Television
Handling: Fragile (Emotionally)
Depot bay: BAY F-18.8
Scarcity rank: 924 / 1000

Handling difficulty

10/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Ginger 9.4% · 94
Pattern Spotted 11.7% · 117
Eyes Round 16.1% · 161
Iris Emerald 17.2% · 172
Headwear Ball Cap 8.7% · 87
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Bow Tie 10.5% · 105
Accent Violet 9.6% · 96
Backdrop Onion Skin 13.7% · 137
Stock Ruled 20.5% · 205
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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