Paper Sitter

Tracking CAT-0337 · Express service

Attempted delivery, refused

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Consignment: CDS-2026-7288
Tracking no.: CAT-0337
Dispatched: 2026-04-04
Collected from: Discovered mid-inventory
Last seen: An Empty Amazon Box, Large
Handling: Fragile (Emotionally)
Depot bay: BAY E-4.5
Scarcity rank: 387 / 1000

Handling difficulty

4/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Cream 9.4% · 94
Pattern Calico 8.4% · 84
Eyes Content 10.7% · 107
Iris Silver 9.8% · 98
Headwear Cowboy 5.8% · 58
Face Face Mask 3.7% · 37
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Bone 13.2% · 132
Backdrop Acid Mint 7.2% · 72
Stock Plain 27.2% · 272
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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