Bath Witness

Tracking CAT-0034 · Priority service

Attempted delivery, refused

Recipient not home. Parcel let itself in anyway.

Consignment: CDS-2025-3135
Tracking no.: CAT-0034
Dispatched: 2025-09-16
Collected from: Discovered mid-inventory
Last seen: Inside a Different Box
Handling: Purrs When Threatened
Depot bay: BAY G-23.7
Scarcity rank: 132 / 1000

Handling difficulty

10/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Chocolate 8.2% · 82
Pattern Spotted 11.7% · 117
Eyes Starry 4.0% · 40
Iris Copper 15.0% · 150
Headwear Chef Hat 4.7% · 47
Face 3D Glasses 3.1% · 31
Neckwear Bell Collar 14.0% · 140
Accent Blood 6.8% · 68
Backdrop Acid Mint 7.2% · 72
Stock Ruled 20.5% · 205
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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