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Tracking CAT-0344 · Priority service

Attempted delivery, refused

Fits inside a container it demonstrably should not fit inside.

Consignment: CDS-2026-9474
Tracking no.: CAT-0344
Dispatched: 2026-06-27
Collected from: Followed a courier home
Last seen: Bathroom Sink
Handling: Fragile (Emotionally)
Depot bay: BAY G-19.1
Scarcity rank: 137 / 1000

Handling difficulty

6/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Snow 9.0% · 90
Pattern Mackerel 9.3% · 93
Eyes Wink 7.5% · 75
Iris Silver 9.8% · 98
Headwear Party Hat 8.4% · 84
Face Round Glasses 10.7% · 107
Neckwear Chain 6.4% · 64
Accent Mint 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Gilt Edge 2.0% · 20
Stock Grid 16.5% · 165
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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