Lap Colonist

Tracking CAT-0347 · Standard service

Held at depot by choice

Fits inside a container it demonstrably should not fit inside.

Consignment: CDS-2026-3999
Tracking no.: CAT-0347
Dispatched: 2026-05-19
Collected from: Refused to leave
Last seen: The One Warm Tile
Handling: Rattles
Depot bay: BAY A-17.2
Scarcity rank: 717 / 1000

Handling difficulty

4/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Cream 9.4% · 94
Pattern Spotted 11.7% · 117
Eyes Round 16.1% · 161
Iris Silver 9.8% · 98
Headwear Bare 24.0% · 240
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Barcode 4.7% · 47
Accent Blood 6.8% · 68
Backdrop Card Stock 14.6% · 146
Stock Halftone 16.0% · 160
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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