Chaos Auditor

Tracking CAT-0398 · Standard service

Delivered to the wrong lap

Parcel screamed at an empty wall for six minutes. Cause undetermined.

Consignment: CDS-2026-3364
Tracking no.: CAT-0398
Dispatched: 2026-04-28
Collected from: Recovered from a shelf
Last seen: Bathroom Sink
Handling: Fragile (Emotionally)
Depot bay: BAY C-10.5
Scarcity rank: 572 / 1000

Handling difficulty

7/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Cream 9.4% · 94
Pattern Calico 8.4% · 84
Eyes Wide 16.7% · 167
Iris Copper 15.0% · 150
Headwear Ball Cap 8.7% · 87
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Chain 6.4% · 64
Accent Bone 13.2% · 132
Backdrop Coral Stamp 10.4% · 104
Stock Plain 27.2% · 272
Aura Sparkles 6.5% · 65

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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