Curtain Ascender

Tracking CAT-0413 · Express service

In transit

Recipient not home. Parcel let itself in anyway.

Consignment: CDS-2023-7927
Tracking no.: CAT-0413
Dispatched: 2023-03-25
Collected from: Refused to leave
Last seen: Inside the Van
Handling: Keep Away From Curtains
Depot bay: BAY F-9.7
Scarcity rank: 308 / 1000

Handling difficulty

9/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Lilac 5.4% · 54
Pattern Ticked 6.8% · 68
Eyes Sleepy 12.1% · 121
Iris Copper 15.0% · 150
Headwear Bare 24.0% · 240
Face Eyepatch 4.8% · 48
Neckwear Barcode 4.7% · 47
Accent Bone 13.2% · 132
Backdrop Card Stock 14.6% · 146
Stock Starfield 7.7% · 77
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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