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Tracking CAT-0428 · Express service

Delayed — parcel asleep

Knocked a glass off a table while maintaining direct eye contact.

Consignment: CDS-2026-3357
Tracking no.: CAT-0428
Dispatched: 2026-06-15
Collected from: Was already in the van
Last seen: On the Radiator, Ground Floor
Handling: Deceptively Heavy
Depot bay: BAY A-9.5
Scarcity rank: 215 / 1000

Handling difficulty

5/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Bubblegum 2.5% · 25
Pattern Patched 5.6% · 56
Eyes Wide 16.7% · 167
Iris Copper 15.0% · 150
Headwear Beanie 10.6% · 106
Face Cigar 3.8% · 38
Neckwear Bell Collar 14.0% · 140
Accent Mint 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Card Stock 14.6% · 146
Stock Ruled 20.5% · 205
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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