Curtain Ascender

Tracking CAT-0455 · Standard service

Out for delivery

Fits inside a container it demonstrably should not fit inside.

Consignment: CDS-2025-0382
Tracking no.: CAT-0455
Dispatched: 2025-09-24
Collected from: Refused to leave
Last seen: Any Open Suitcase
Handling: Keep Away From Curtains
Depot bay: BAY E-1.9
Scarcity rank: 758 / 1000

Handling difficulty

10/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Snow 9.0% · 90
Pattern Points 8.1% · 81
Eyes Sharp 10.9% · 109
Iris Rose 13.0% · 130
Headwear Ball Cap 8.7% · 87
Face Whiskers 8.8% · 88
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Coral 13.4% · 134
Backdrop Coral Stamp 10.4% · 104
Stock Grid 16.5% · 165
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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