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Tracking CAT-0466 · Standard service

Delivered

Fits inside a container it demonstrably should not fit inside.

Consignment: CDS-2025-9569
Tracking no.: CAT-0466
Dispatched: 2025-11-21
Collected from: Was already in the van
Last seen: Any Open Suitcase
Handling: Keep Away From Curtains
Depot bay: BAY A-14.7
Scarcity rank: 861 / 1000

Handling difficulty

1/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Ash 9.5% · 95
Pattern Calico 8.4% · 84
Eyes Suspicious 11.5% · 115
Iris Rose 13.0% · 130
Headwear Ball Cap 8.7% · 87
Face Shades 8.5% · 85
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Ink 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Ledger Green 14.5% · 145
Stock Plain 27.2% · 272
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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