Lap Colonist

Tracking CAT-0487 · Standard service

Attempted delivery, refused

Delivered to the wrong lap. The lap has declined to return it.

Consignment: CDS-2026-2665
Tracking no.: CAT-0487
Dispatched: 2026-12-04
Collected from: Arrived uninvited
Last seen: Windowsill, Third Floor
Handling: This Way Up (Refuses)
Depot bay: BAY A-5.7
Scarcity rank: 885 / 1000

Handling difficulty

9/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Cream 9.4% · 94
Pattern Spotted 11.7% · 117
Eyes Round 16.1% · 161
Iris Silver 9.8% · 98
Headwear Beanie 10.6% · 106
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Bow Tie 10.5% · 105
Accent Bone 13.2% · 132
Backdrop Carbon Copy 11.1% · 111
Stock Halftone 16.0% · 160
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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