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Tracking CAT-0493 · Standard service

Attempted delivery, refused

Parcel screamed at an empty wall for six minutes. Cause undetermined.

Consignment: CDS-2024-0531
Tracking no.: CAT-0493
Dispatched: 2024-06-26
Collected from: Arrived uninvited
Last seen: Inside a Different Box
Handling: Keep Away From Curtains
Depot bay: BAY C-2.1
Scarcity rank: 798 / 1000

Handling difficulty

8/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Ash 9.5% · 95
Pattern Calico 8.4% · 84
Eyes Sharp 10.9% · 109
Iris Copper 15.0% · 150
Headwear Ball Cap 8.7% · 87
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Bandana 13.0% · 130
Accent Violet 9.6% · 96
Backdrop Blueprint 11.9% · 119
Stock Vignette 12.1% · 121
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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