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Tracking CAT-0501 · Standard service

Delayed — parcel asleep

Parcel screamed at an empty wall for six minutes. Cause undetermined.

Consignment: CDS-2026-3334
Tracking no.: CAT-0501
Dispatched: 2026-02-24
Collected from: Transferred from Depot C
Last seen: Laundry Basket (Clean)
Handling: Do Not Wake
Depot bay: BAY A-16.5
Scarcity rank: 965 / 1000

Handling difficulty

3/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Cream 9.4% · 94
Pattern Patched 5.6% · 56
Eyes Round 16.1% · 161
Iris Amber 16.9% · 169
Headwear Bare 24.0% · 240
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Bell Collar 14.0% · 140
Accent Coral 13.4% · 134
Backdrop Ledger Green 14.5% · 145
Stock Plain 27.2% · 272
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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