Curtain Ascender

Tracking CAT-0506 · Express service

Lost in sorting

Held at depot. Parcel is comfortable and will not be moved.

Consignment: CDS-2026-0680
Tracking no.: CAT-0506
Dispatched: 2026-02-27
Collected from: Refused to leave
Last seen: Behind the Sofa
Handling: Fragile (Emotionally)
Depot bay: BAY G-20.7
Scarcity rank: 259 / 1000

Handling difficulty

9/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Ginger 9.4% · 94
Pattern Points 8.1% · 81
Eyes Content 10.7% · 107
Iris Emerald 17.2% · 172
Headwear Archive Tag 3.0% · 30
Face Shades 8.5% · 85
Neckwear Bow Tie 10.5% · 105
Accent Bone 13.2% · 132
Backdrop Card Stock 14.6% · 146
Stock Ruled 20.5% · 205
Aura Sparkles 6.5% · 65

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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