Chaos Auditor

Tracking CAT-0525 · Standard service

Lost in sorting

Attempted delivery. Recipient was asleep. So was the parcel.

Consignment: CDS-2025-4418
Tracking no.: CAT-0525
Dispatched: 2025-10-24
Collected from: Recovered from a shelf
Last seen: Directly In Front of the Television
Handling: Fragile (Emotionally)
Depot bay: BAY B-17.6
Scarcity rank: 689 / 1000

Handling difficulty

8/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Cream 9.4% · 94
Pattern Calico 8.4% · 84
Eyes Wide 16.7% · 167
Iris Sky 15.0% · 150
Headwear Cowboy 5.8% · 58
Face Shades 8.5% · 85
Neckwear Bell Collar 14.0% · 140
Accent Ink 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Cyan Overprint 9.5% · 95
Stock Ruled 20.5% · 205
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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