Cable Chewer

Tracking CAT-0545 · Priority service

Attempted delivery, refused

Parcel screamed at an empty wall for six minutes. Cause undetermined.

Consignment: CDS-2024-5260
Tracking no.: CAT-0545
Dispatched: 2024-10-15
Collected from: Left on the loading bay
Last seen: Any Open Suitcase
Handling: Contents Shift In Transit
Depot bay: BAY A-14.1
Scarcity rank: 42 / 1000

Handling difficulty

3/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Marmalade 11.8% · 118
Pattern Patched 5.6% · 56
Eyes Content 10.7% · 107
Iris Sulphur 6.5% · 65
Headwear Antenna 4.7% · 47
Face Face Mask 3.7% · 37
Neckwear Barcode 4.7% · 47
Accent Coral 13.4% · 134
Backdrop Card Stock 14.6% · 146
Stock Halftone 16.0% · 160
Aura Scanlines 2.5% · 25

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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