Paper Sitter

Tracking CAT-0547 · Standard service

Attempted delivery, refused

Out for delivery for eleven days. Parcel is on the dashboard.

Consignment: CDS-2026-2535
Tracking no.: CAT-0547
Dispatched: 2026-08-23
Collected from: Was already in the van
Last seen: Stairs, Middle Step (Obstructive)
Handling: Do Not Make Eye Contact
Depot bay: BAY G-12.2
Scarcity rank: 502 / 1000

Handling difficulty

7/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Marmalade 11.8% · 118
Pattern Smoke 5.4% · 54
Eyes Wide 16.7% · 167
Iris Silver 9.8% · 98
Headwear Headphones 4.8% · 48
Face Whiskers 8.8% · 88
Neckwear Bandana 13.0% · 130
Accent Bone 13.2% · 132
Backdrop Blueprint 11.9% · 119
Stock Grid 16.5% · 165
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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