Lap Colonist

Tracking CAT-0588 · Standard service

Awaiting collection

Would not fit through the door. Door was standard. Parcel was not.

Consignment: CDS-2026-1785
Tracking no.: CAT-0588
Dispatched: 2026-03-17
Collected from: Discovered mid-inventory
Last seen: Any Open Suitcase
Handling: Fragile (Emotionally)
Depot bay: BAY B-9.7
Scarcity rank: 967 / 1000

Handling difficulty

7/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Marmalade 11.8% · 118
Pattern Tabby 13.3% · 133
Eyes Wide 16.7% · 167
Iris Silver 9.8% · 98
Headwear Bare 24.0% · 240
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Bow Tie 10.5% · 105
Accent Violet 9.6% · 96
Backdrop Onion Skin 13.7% · 137
Stock Halftone 16.0% · 160
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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