Sock Thief

Tracking CAT-0620 · Standard service

Delayed — parcel asleep

Parcel screamed at an empty wall for six minutes. Cause undetermined.

Consignment: CDS-2025-9565
Tracking no.: CAT-0620
Dispatched: 2025-04-05
Collected from: Arrived uninvited
Last seen: On the Radiator, Ground Floor
Handling: Contents Judging You
Depot bay: BAY G-23.2
Scarcity rank: 807 / 1000

Handling difficulty

7/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Ginger 9.4% · 94
Pattern Tabby 13.3% · 133
Eyes Content 10.7% · 107
Iris Amber 16.9% · 169
Headwear Bare 24.0% · 240
Face Whiskers 8.8% · 88
Neckwear Bow Tie 10.5% · 105
Accent Cyan 16.0% · 160
Backdrop Blueprint 11.9% · 119
Stock Starfield 7.7% · 77
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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