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Tracking CAT-0631 · Standard service

Out for delivery

Parcel screamed at an empty wall for six minutes. Cause undetermined.

Consignment: CDS-2024-5636
Tracking no.: CAT-0631
Dispatched: 2024-02-21
Collected from: Refused to leave
Last seen: The Warm Laptop
Handling: Contents Judging You
Depot bay: BAY E-23.6
Scarcity rank: 935 / 1000

Handling difficulty

6/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Chocolate 8.2% · 82
Pattern Ticked 6.8% · 68
Eyes Round 16.1% · 161
Iris Amber 16.9% · 169
Headwear Bare 24.0% · 240
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Coral 13.4% · 134
Backdrop Acid Mint 7.2% · 72
Stock Halftone 16.0% · 160
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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