Rug Assailant

Tracking CAT-0655 · Priority service

Lost in sorting

Out for delivery for eleven days. Parcel is on the dashboard.

Consignment: CDS-2026-6478
Tracking no.: CAT-0655
Dispatched: 2026-07-27
Collected from: Recovered from a shelf
Last seen: Top of the Refrigerator
Handling: Do Not Make Eye Contact
Depot bay: BAY D-24.4
Scarcity rank: 121 / 1000

Handling difficulty

8/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Marmalade 11.8% · 118
Pattern Solid 13.3% · 133
Eyes Sharp 10.9% · 109
Iris Rose 13.0% · 130
Headwear Headphones 4.8% · 48
Face Eyepatch 4.8% · 48
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Ink 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Deep Archive 5.1% · 51
Stock Grid 16.5% · 165
Aura Scanlines 2.5% · 25

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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