Rug Assailant

Tracking CAT-0665 · Standard service

Escaped the facility

Would not fit through the door. Door was standard. Parcel was not.

Consignment: CDS-2026-9083
Tracking no.: CAT-0665
Dispatched: 2026-01-26
Collected from: Found in a box
Last seen: Directly In Front of the Television
Handling: Do Not Make Eye Contact
Depot bay: BAY A-8.4
Scarcity rank: 563 / 1000

Handling difficulty

7/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Lilac 5.4% · 54
Pattern Spotted 11.7% · 117
Eyes Round 16.1% · 161
Iris Sky 15.0% · 150
Headwear Wizard Hat 3.5% · 35
Face Whiskers 8.8% · 88
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Bone 13.2% · 132
Backdrop Ledger Green 14.5% · 145
Stock Plain 27.2% · 272
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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