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Tracking CAT-0679 · Express service

Lost in sorting

Out for delivery for eleven days. Parcel is on the dashboard.

Consignment: CDS-2023-0588
Tracking no.: CAT-0679
Dispatched: 2023-07-28
Collected from: Refused to leave
Last seen: On the Radiator, Ground Floor
Handling: Live Animal — Very Live
Depot bay: BAY H-22.5
Scarcity rank: 309 / 1000

Handling difficulty

9/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Bubblegum 2.5% · 25
Pattern Bicolour 8.1% · 81
Eyes Dizzy 5.8% · 58
Iris Emerald 17.2% · 172
Headwear Beanie 10.6% · 106
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Scarf 8.5% · 85
Accent Coral 13.4% · 134
Backdrop Ledger Green 14.5% · 145
Stock Vignette 12.1% · 121
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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