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Tracking CAT-0693 · Express service

Awaiting collection

Attempted delivery. Recipient was asleep. So was the parcel.

Consignment: CDS-2026-9558
Tracking no.: CAT-0693
Dispatched: 2026-03-24
Collected from: Followed a courier home
Last seen: The Warm Laptop
Handling: This Way Up (Refuses)
Depot bay: BAY B-3.3
Scarcity rank: 314 / 1000

Handling difficulty

7/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Russian Blue 7.3% · 73
Pattern Spotted 11.7% · 117
Eyes Dizzy 5.8% · 58
Iris Emerald 17.2% · 172
Headwear Bare 24.0% · 240
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Bell Collar 14.0% · 140
Accent Cyan 16.0% · 160
Backdrop Gilt Edge 2.0% · 20
Stock Grid 16.5% · 165
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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