Rug Assailant

Tracking CAT-0718 · Standard service

Held at depot by choice

Recipient not home. Parcel let itself in anyway.

Consignment: CDS-2026-2121
Tracking no.: CAT-0718
Dispatched: 2026-07-27
Collected from: Recovered from a shelf
Last seen: Top of the Refrigerator
Handling: Do Not Make Eye Contact
Depot bay: BAY B-10.3
Scarcity rank: 855 / 1000

Handling difficulty

2/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Russian Blue 7.3% · 73
Pattern Tuxedo 8.7% · 87
Eyes Content 10.7% · 107
Iris Silver 9.8% · 98
Headwear Bare 24.0% · 240
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Cyan 16.0% · 160
Backdrop Carbon Copy 11.1% · 111
Stock Starfield 7.7% · 77
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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