Rug Assailant

Tracking CAT-0738 · Undeliverable service

Delayed — parcel asleep

Held at depot. Parcel is comfortable and will not be moved.

Consignment: CDS-2025-6172
Tracking no.: CAT-0738
Dispatched: 2025-08-03
Collected from: Transferred from Depot C
Last seen: Windowsill, Third Floor
Handling: Purrs When Threatened
Depot bay: BAY G-11.3
Scarcity rank: 31 / 1000

Handling difficulty

9/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Ultraviolet 1.5% · 15
Pattern Spotted 11.7% · 117
Eyes Content 10.7% · 107
Iris Sky 15.0% · 150
Headwear Wizard Hat 3.5% · 35
Face Shades 8.5% · 85
Neckwear Barcode 4.7% · 47
Accent Ink 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Acid Mint 7.2% · 72
Stock Halftone 16.0% · 160
Aura Sparkles 6.5% · 65

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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