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Tracking CAT-0766 · Priority service

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Fits inside a container it demonstrably should not fit inside.

Consignment: CDS-2026-3620
Tracking no.: CAT-0766
Dispatched: 2026-09-17
Collected from: Walked into the depot
Last seen: Inside the Van
Handling: Purrs When Threatened
Depot bay: BAY C-20.8
Scarcity rank: 40 / 1000

Handling difficulty

3/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Ultraviolet 1.5% · 15
Pattern Tabby 13.3% · 133
Eyes Suspicious 11.5% · 115
Iris Copper 15.0% · 150
Headwear Antenna 4.7% · 47
Face Cigar 3.8% · 38
Neckwear Necktie 5.2% · 52
Accent Blood 6.8% · 68
Backdrop Ledger Green 14.5% · 145
Stock Plain 27.2% · 272
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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