Doorway Blocker

Tracking CAT-0771 · Priority service

In transit

Fits inside a container it demonstrably should not fit inside.

Consignment: CDS-2026-9768
Tracking no.: CAT-0771
Dispatched: 2026-12-24
Collected from: Recovered from a shelf
Last seen: Top of the Refrigerator
Handling: Do Not Wake
Depot bay: BAY H-4.6
Scarcity rank: 64 / 1000

Handling difficulty

7/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Ash 9.5% · 95
Pattern Glitched 1.3% · 13
Eyes Round 16.1% · 161
Iris Amber 16.9% · 169
Headwear Top Hat 6.0% · 60
Face Blush 9.0% · 90
Neckwear Barcode 4.7% · 47
Accent Cyan 16.0% · 160
Backdrop Card Stock 14.6% · 146
Stock Halftone 16.0% · 160
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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