Lap Colonist

Tracking CAT-0791 · Standard service

Lost in sorting

Recipient not home. Parcel let itself in anyway.

Consignment: CDS-2025-4943
Tracking no.: CAT-0791
Dispatched: 2025-08-02
Collected from: Refused to leave
Last seen: Stairs, Middle Step (Obstructive)
Handling: Do Not Wake
Depot bay: BAY H-8.9
Scarcity rank: 562 / 1000

Handling difficulty

1/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Russian Blue 7.3% · 73
Pattern Bicolour 8.1% · 81
Eyes Sharp 10.9% · 109
Iris Copper 15.0% · 150
Headwear Top Hat 6.0% · 60
Face Round Glasses 10.7% · 107
Neckwear Chain 6.4% · 64
Accent Ink 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Onion Skin 13.7% · 137
Stock Plain 27.2% · 272
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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