Curtain Ascender

Tracking CAT-0812 · Standard service

Attempted delivery, refused

Fits inside a container it demonstrably should not fit inside.

Consignment: CDS-2025-5411
Tracking no.: CAT-0812
Dispatched: 2025-12-10
Collected from: Left on the loading bay
Last seen: The One Warm Tile
Handling: Keep Away From Curtains
Depot bay: BAY D-23.7
Scarcity rank: 895 / 1000

Handling difficulty

8/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Cream 9.4% · 94
Pattern Spotted 11.7% · 117
Eyes Round 16.1% · 161
Iris Emerald 17.2% · 172
Headwear Top Hat 6.0% · 60
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Bow Tie 10.5% · 105
Accent Coral 13.4% · 134
Backdrop Blueprint 11.9% · 119
Stock Plain 27.2% · 272
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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