Paper Sitter

Tracking CAT-0085 · Standard service

Delayed — parcel asleep

Fits inside a container it demonstrably should not fit inside.

Consignment: CDS-2026-8630
Tracking no.: CAT-0085
Dispatched: 2026-03-10
Collected from: Found in a box
Last seen: Laundry Basket (Decidedly Not Clean)
Handling: Keep Away From Curtains
Depot bay: BAY A-12.1
Scarcity rank: 703 / 1000

Handling difficulty

6/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Void 9.8% · 98
Pattern Tabby 13.3% · 133
Eyes Round 16.1% · 161
Iris Sky 15.0% · 150
Headwear Headphones 4.8% · 48
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Necktie 5.2% · 52
Accent Cyan 16.0% · 160
Backdrop Carbon Copy 11.1% · 111
Stock Plain 27.2% · 272
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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