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Tracking CAT-0868 · Standard service

Escaped the facility

Marked fragile. Parcel disagreed and demonstrated why.

Consignment: CDS-2026-2016
Tracking no.: CAT-0868
Dispatched: 2026-07-22
Collected from: Was already in the van
Last seen: The Good Chair
Handling: Purrs When Threatened
Depot bay: BAY A-7.2
Scarcity rank: 535 / 1000

Handling difficulty

4/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Charcoal 12.2% · 122
Pattern Smoke 5.4% · 54
Eyes Round 16.1% · 161
Iris Copper 15.0% · 150
Headwear Beanie 10.6% · 106
Face Monocle 4.0% · 40
Neckwear Bow Tie 10.5% · 105
Accent Bone 13.2% · 132
Backdrop Card Stock 14.6% · 146
Stock Ruled 20.5% · 205
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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