Lap Colonist

Tracking CAT-0894 · Priority service

Delivered to the wrong lap

Signature obtained. Signature was a paw print. Accepted under protest.

Consignment: CDS-2026-8854
Tracking no.: CAT-0894
Dispatched: 2026-03-07
Collected from: Refused to leave
Last seen: Directly In Front of the Television
Handling: Do Not Wake
Depot bay: BAY A-12.5
Scarcity rank: 87 / 1000

Handling difficulty

7/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Lilac 5.4% · 54
Pattern Tabby 13.3% · 133
Eyes Starry 4.0% · 40
Iris Silver 9.8% · 98
Headwear Party Hat 8.4% · 84
Face Blush 9.0% · 90
Neckwear Bell Collar 14.0% · 140
Accent Mustard 10.8% · 108
Backdrop Card Stock 14.6% · 146
Stock Plain 27.2% · 272
Aura Embers 2.1% · 21

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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