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Tracking CAT-0913 · Standard service

Out for delivery

Parcel screamed at an empty wall for six minutes. Cause undetermined.

Consignment: CDS-2026-1863
Tracking no.: CAT-0913
Dispatched: 2026-11-11
Collected from: Refused to leave
Last seen: Behind the Sofa
Handling: Live Animal — Very Live
Depot bay: BAY E-10.7
Scarcity rank: 658 / 1000

Handling difficulty

6/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Cream 9.4% · 94
Pattern Spotted 11.7% · 117
Eyes Sleepy 12.1% · 121
Iris Amber 16.9% · 169
Headwear Cowboy 5.8% · 58
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Barcode 4.7% · 47
Accent Mustard 10.8% · 108
Backdrop Card Stock 14.6% · 146
Stock Ruled 20.5% · 205
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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