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Tracking CAT-0916 · Express service

Attempted delivery, refused

Marked fragile. Parcel disagreed and demonstrated why.

Consignment: CDS-2026-4107
Tracking no.: CAT-0916
Dispatched: 2026-06-04
Collected from: Arrived uninvited
Last seen: The One Warm Tile
Handling: Will Escape If Given A Gap
Depot bay: BAY H-14.5
Scarcity rank: 311 / 1000

Handling difficulty

8/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Russian Blue 7.3% · 73
Pattern Tabby 13.3% · 133
Eyes Visor 2.3% · 23
Iris Rose 13.0% · 130
Headwear Bucket Hat 8.5% · 85
Face Round Glasses 10.7% · 107
Neckwear Bandana 13.0% · 130
Accent Ink 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Carbon Copy 11.1% · 111
Stock Ruled 20.5% · 205
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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