Paper Sitter

Tracking CAT-0918 · Express service

Held at depot by choice

Fits inside a container it demonstrably should not fit inside.

Consignment: CDS-2025-7394
Tracking no.: CAT-0918
Dispatched: 2025-12-09
Collected from: Followed a courier home
Last seen: Behind the Sofa
Handling: Do Not Make Eye Contact
Depot bay: BAY E-23.4
Scarcity rank: 434 / 1000

Handling difficulty

1/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Ginger 9.4% · 94
Pattern Spotted 11.7% · 117
Eyes Wide 16.7% · 167
Iris Sulphur 6.5% · 65
Headwear Headphones 4.8% · 48
Face Eyepatch 4.8% · 48
Neckwear Bell Collar 14.0% · 140
Accent Bone 13.2% · 132
Backdrop Coral Stamp 10.4% · 104
Stock Plain 27.2% · 272
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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