Lap Colonist

Tracking CAT-0932 · Priority service

Attempted delivery, refused

Fits inside a container it demonstrably should not fit inside.

Consignment: CDS-2025-2534
Tracking no.: CAT-0932
Dispatched: 2025-07-28
Collected from: Was already in the van
Last seen: Bathroom Sink
Handling: Deceptively Heavy
Depot bay: BAY G-24.1
Scarcity rank: 50 / 1000

Handling difficulty

3/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Ultraviolet 1.5% · 15
Pattern Bicolour 8.1% · 81
Eyes Wide 16.7% · 167
Iris Sulphur 6.5% · 65
Headwear Bucket Hat 8.5% · 85
Face Whiskers 8.8% · 88
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Ink 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Onion Skin 13.7% · 137
Stock Vignette 12.1% · 121
Aura Orbit 3.7% · 37

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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