Rug Assailant

Tracking CAT-0959 · Standard service

Delivered to the wrong lap

Attempted delivery. Recipient was asleep. So was the parcel.

Consignment: CDS-2025-6044
Tracking no.: CAT-0959
Dispatched: 2025-02-06
Collected from: Recovered from a shelf
Last seen: An Empty Amazon Box, Large
Handling: Fragile (Emotionally)
Depot bay: BAY H-19.8
Scarcity rank: 852 / 1000

Handling difficulty

9/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Russian Blue 7.3% · 73
Pattern Tabby 13.3% · 133
Eyes Sharp 10.9% · 109
Iris Copper 15.0% · 150
Headwear Bucket Hat 8.5% · 85
Face Blush 9.0% · 90
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Mustard 10.8% · 108
Backdrop Card Stock 14.6% · 146
Stock Plain 27.2% · 272
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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