Zoomie Conductor

Tracking CAT-0977 · Express service

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Consignment: CDS-2026-9146
Tracking no.: CAT-0977
Dispatched: 2026-03-04
Collected from: Refused to leave
Last seen: Behind the Sofa
Handling: Will Escape If Given A Gap
Depot bay: BAY E-3.4
Scarcity rank: 403 / 1000

Handling difficulty

7/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Charcoal 12.2% · 122
Pattern Points 8.1% · 81
Eyes Starry 4.0% · 40
Iris Rose 13.0% · 130
Headwear Wizard Hat 3.5% · 35
Face Round Glasses 10.7% · 107
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Mint 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Onion Skin 13.7% · 137
Stock Ruled 20.5% · 205
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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