Paper Sitter

Tracking CAT-0995 · Standard service

Delivered

Fits inside a container it demonstrably should not fit inside.

Consignment: CDS-2025-9541
Tracking no.: CAT-0995
Dispatched: 2025-05-18
Collected from: Was already in the van
Last seen: The Warm Laptop
Handling: Rattles
Depot bay: BAY F-2.2
Scarcity rank: 516 / 1000

Handling difficulty

7/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Charcoal 12.2% · 122
Pattern Tabby 13.3% · 133
Eyes Wide 16.7% · 167
Iris Silver 9.8% · 98
Headwear Cowboy 5.8% · 58
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Scarf 8.5% · 85
Accent Blood 6.8% · 68
Backdrop Deep Archive 5.1% · 51
Stock Halftone 16.0% · 160
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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