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Tracking CAT-0125 · Express service

Out for delivery

Parcel screamed at an empty wall for six minutes. Cause undetermined.

Consignment: CDS-2024-4324
Tracking no.: CAT-0125
Dispatched: 2024-07-23
Collected from: Found in a box
Last seen: The Warm Laptop
Handling: Purrs When Threatened
Depot bay: BAY E-19.8
Scarcity rank: 260 / 1000

Handling difficulty

4/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Mint Condition 2.2% · 22
Pattern Spotted 11.7% · 117
Eyes Sharp 10.9% · 109
Iris Sky 15.0% · 150
Headwear Bare 24.0% · 240
Face Eyepatch 4.8% · 48
Neckwear Scarf 8.5% · 85
Accent Ink 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Ledger Green 14.5% · 145
Stock Grid 16.5% · 165
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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