Curtain Ascender

Tracking CAT-0126 · Express service

Awaiting collection

Parcel screamed at an empty wall for six minutes. Cause undetermined.

Consignment: CDS-2024-1371
Tracking no.: CAT-0126
Dispatched: 2024-09-05
Collected from: Arrived uninvited
Last seen: Stairs, Middle Step (Obstructive)
Handling: Fragile (Emotionally)
Depot bay: BAY E-21.8
Scarcity rank: 414 / 1000

Handling difficulty

9/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Snow 9.0% · 90
Pattern Ticked 6.8% · 68
Eyes Suspicious 11.5% · 115
Iris Amber 16.9% · 169
Headwear Crown 2.9% · 29
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Bow Tie 10.5% · 105
Accent Mustard 10.8% · 108
Backdrop Cyan Overprint 9.5% · 95
Stock Ruled 20.5% · 205
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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